Yoga Demonstration on Youtube

One of the oldest methods of removing one's attachments to the material possessions of this world:

Monkey Mondays: Take that George Lucas

George Lucas had a good weekend. He can take the chimp parody treatment:

Two Acquired Tastes That Taste Great Together

"You got your homo erotica in my auto erotica!"
"You got your auto erotica in my in my homo erotica!"

Hey, it's a vintage Kenneth Anger film:



Kool kar
Kool tune
Kreepy as hell if you ask me but somewhere in the great beyond Freddie Mercury approves.

The Toaster is now officially hip and yet square

Caution: The object dangling from the rear view mirror is a flaming eyeball.

Thanks to BAMF and family for the eyeball and to the long suffering spouse for the beaded loop upon which it dangles.

I Like Pork Butts And I Cannot Lie...

I found a used electric smoker for 15 bucks at the annual Episcopal church yard sale. Let the BBQ season begin!

I also picked up a copy of Kenneth Anger's Hollywood Babylon there and loudly announced that I was shocked and appalled to find such filth at a Christian function and was only purchasing it to spare the church members from further shame and/or temptation.

I don't think that the wife and child have been to church since.

I am not going to need an electric smoker in the afterlife.

Monkey Modays: Sailor Jerry Says Hello....

and goodbye. If there were ever a slide show or PowerPoint presentation on the evolution of goatse (God forbid), this would have to be the first or second slide.

Monkey Mondays: The Tattoo Episode

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. ~ Jack London

Show me a man with a tattoo of a monkey's butthole on his stomach and I'll laugh like a madman. ~ BSOTD

Old Clinton Bar-B-Q

Old Clinton Bar -B-Q is a popular stop in the Gray Ga area. I took the small child here after it was featured on one on Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs - a must see TV show at the household of the damned.

The Toaster That Took All Our Bread

I hope it's still hip to be square.

Monkey Monday: And Now For Something Completely Different

That Time Of Year Again

Jonathan Coulton sings and plays.