Thursday, May 29, 2008

Yoga Demonstration on Youtube

One of the oldest methods of removing one's attachments to the material possessions of this world:

Monday, May 26, 2008

Monkey Mondays: Take that George Lucas

George Lucas had a good weekend. He can take the chimp parody treatment:

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Two Acquired Tastes That Taste Great Together

"You got your homo erotica in my auto erotica!"
"You got your auto erotica in my in my homo erotica!"

Hey, it's a vintage Kenneth Anger film:



Kool kar
Kool tune
Kreepy as hell if you ask me but somewhere in the great beyond Freddie Mercury approves.



The Toaster is now officially hip and yet square

Caution: The object dangling from the rear view mirror is a flaming eyeball.

Thanks to BAMF and family for the eyeball and to the long suffering spouse for the beaded loop upon which it dangles.

I Like Pork Butts And I Cannot Lie...


I found a used electric smoker for 15 bucks at the annual Episcopal church yard sale. Let the BBQ season begin!
I also picked up a copy of Kenneth Anger's Hollywood Babylon there and loudly announced that I was shocked and appalled to find such filth at a Christian function and was only purchasing it to spare the church members from further shame and/or temptation.
I don't think that the wife and child have been to church since.
I am not going to need an electric smoker in the afterlife.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Monkey Modays: Sailor Jerry Says Hello....

and goodbye. If there were ever a slide show or PowerPoint presentation on the evolution of goatse (God forbid), this would have to be the first or second slide.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Monkey Mondays: The Tattoo Episode

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. ~ Jack London

Show me a man with a tattoo of a monkey's butthole on his stomach and I'll laugh like a madman. ~ BSOTD

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Old Clinton Bar-B-Q


Old Clinton Bar -B-Q is a popular stop in the Gray Ga area. I took the small child here after it was featured on one on Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs - a must see TV show at the household of the damned.

The Toaster That Took All Our Bread



I hope it's still hip to be square.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Monkey Monday: And Now For Something Completely Different

Thursday, May 01, 2008

That Time Of Year Again

Jonathan Coulton sings and plays.