Thursday, January 31, 2008

Jerky in the Bathroom

Jerky in the bathroom
Looks like beef
The wrapper is sealed
But do not eat.
Can I take you to the library
that's got old books
You can stand in line
To pay overdue fines.
Jerky in the bathroom
I just can't see it,
Who eats dried beef sticks
In the crapper?
Or loses interest in the
foot long tube
of salt cured cow flesh
and leaves it on the tissue, tissue, tissue...
Jerky in the bathroom
Whose damn jerky in the bathroom?
Whose damn jerky in the bathroom?
Whose damn jerky in the bathroom?

I should really apologize to the English Beat for the uneven parody. The story is that I went to the local public library and found this abandoned stick of Cowboy brand beef jerky where photographed in the men's room. Lot of room for jokes here - all of them bad.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

You Suck At Photoshop

This is the first Youtube video in a very funny series:

'Tis funny because it could really happen. I saw this first on

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Please Do Not Taunt The Dynamite Monkey

I saw this on I think that the original is here.