Sunday, June 22, 2008

The Anti Pigeon Shit Starbucks Sign

I was recently at the massive REI store in Denver CO where I noticed this heavily fortified Starbucks sign on the side of the building. A closer inspection will reveal the upturned nails protruding from every millimeter of the sign and the protruding brickwork on the outside wall. The nails keep the winged bastards from shitting on the building but the birds still lurk in the trees and on the patio furniture....watching.....waiting for any crumb from the ginger molasses cookie to hit the ground. Then they strike.


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