I Like Pork Butts And I Cannot Lie...

I found a used electric smoker for 15 bucks at the annual Episcopal church yard sale. Let the BBQ season begin!

I also picked up a copy of Kenneth Anger's Hollywood Babylon there and loudly announced that I was shocked and appalled to find such filth at a Christian function and was only purchasing it to spare the church members from further shame and/or temptation.

I don't think that the wife and child have been to church since.

I am not going to need an electric smoker in the afterlife.